parental figure: “sit like a lady”
me: come sleep over
me: sike *friendzoned*
Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book
petting a dog and it goes to someone else
my new fave thing on twitter
I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
at least they fought with expert timing