floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

lilreem:

me: come sleep overguy: yesme: sike *friendzoned*

lilreem:

me: come sleep over
guy: yes
me: sike *friendzoned*

memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone elseimage

hooyoda:

my new fave thing on twitter

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

wolverinesbadassass:

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

at least they fought with expert timing

Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.
What I needed to hear (via exoticwild)

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(via toleranced)
Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.
(via keefrich)