so umm...yeah...
This is what happens when you let a 12 year old do your makeup

This is what happens when you let a 12 year old do your makeup

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

magicul:

when you’re walking and you hit your toe

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cumdurnp:

when someone you dislike posts a bad selfie

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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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unregistered-hypercam2:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

what wrong with that tube

unregistered-hypercam2:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

what wrong with that tube

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

ghostcat3000:

So the tree steals the movie basically.