This is what happens when you let a 12 year old do your makeup
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
when you’re walking and you hit your toe
when someone you dislike posts a bad selfie
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
So the tree steals the movie basically.